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{September 25, 2011}   Ya Know You’re Getting Old When:
Ya know you’re getting old when you upload pictures of yourself on your web site that are from 20 years ago! (YEAH I said it!! And did it!)
Ya know you’re getting old when your food takes a week to digest!
Ya know you’re getting old when you finish scrubbing the tub and notice the scrub brush in your left hand and a glove on your right hand!
Ya know you’re getting old when you buy yogurt with prunes !
Ya know you’re getting old when you hope your mother leaves you her Depends in her will !
Ya know you’re getting old when you Tv-o Dick Clark on New Years Eve !
Ya know you’re getting old when your food comes back up faster then it goes out !
Ya know you’re getting old when you are excited about qualifying for the Senior menu at Denny’s !
Ya know you’re getting old when you finally give in and subscribe to AARP !
Ya know you’re getting old when you’re retired and holding a greeting sign at Walmart part time !
Ya know you’re getting old when you think that grey hair in the mirror is still your natural color !
Ya know you’re getting old when your boss assigns you to “special” projects !
Ya know you’re getting old when you have to scroll to the bottom of the list to find your year of birth when filling out online forms !
Ya know you’re getting old when you like to play bingo !
     ——to be continued—–as soon as I can remember what it was I was going to say!!!

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